Welcome one and all to Mad Dawg’s Mad Mad World. I now it’s been awhile since I last posted,
but I was on an unexpected hiatus. But I’m
back now, so all is right with the world.
I’ve had some “feedback” about the length of my posts. In the spirit of giving the people what they
want, I will try to shorten up my posts a bit.
Now on to today’s topic!
Now everyone knows that this is an election year. Yes, I will give my opinions on the election. Yes, I
have many opinions about the elections and the government in general. But today’s topic is about what is sure to be
the hot button issue of the year; gay marriages.
I don’t see what the big deal is about it. It’s like Chris Rock said; gay people should
have the right to be as miserable as the rest of the world. Why is it so wrong for two men, or two women,
who love each other to go through the highly unnecessary ritual of getting married? Straight people do it all the time, and a lot
of times, they don’t even love each other.
Speaking of, don’t we have people who: A. marry for money, B. marry for convenience,
or C. marry for tradition? Mail order
brides, marrying a doctor because he/she have money, or marrying someone
because mommy and daddy prearranged it before you had a chance to know or
decide for yourself denies you the natural misery of picking the wrong person. And then there are those gold digging tramps
who marry military men JUST for the benefits. And that happens more often than
you think. Then we have those that
get married in a drunken night of fun, regret it in the morning, and promptly
get it annulled 30 hours later. Ms. Spears, I’m looking at you! Or they get married, decide they can’t handle
the pressure and responsibility that comes along with marriage, and get
divorced. Will the real Kardashian please stand up! See what I did there?
How exactly is gay marriage going to infringe on all of
this? “Well it destroys the sanctity of
marriage.” Really? According to the dictionary that comes with
Microsoft Word 2007, sanctity is defined as a “holy thing.” How is marriage a holy thing? The Bible is a “holy thing.” The Pope’s stool is a “holy thing.” I’ll
give you a minute to truly appreciate that last morsel. Heh heh heh.
Marriage is neither holy, nor sacred. What is the divorce rate in this country,
eighty percent? I know it’s only like 50 percent, but I was going for comedic
effect. Get over it.
Homosexuality is not a disease you can cure by not allowing
them to fight in the military or marry who they want. If they want to die for what they believe in
or enjoy the joys of waking up next to the same person in holy matrimony, and I use that term loosely, only to
realize that once every day you contemplate murder, then I say let em. And here is a fun fact that Mr. Ralphie May
pointed out. For every gay male couple,
that leaves two more available women, seeing as how it’s usually the pretty
boys that are gay. That makes the rest
of us look exponentially better, thus increasing our success rate! So enjoy the fact that homosexuals want to
get married, and thank a gay man the next time you see him for allowing you the
opportunity to score with a hot chick! And yes I realize that I didn’t take into
account lesbians, because, well let’s face it; lesbians are HOT!
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